Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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