Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
