You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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