Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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