quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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