Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
