Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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