Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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