i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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