yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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