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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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