So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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