If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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