evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
tell me about the fingering
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