Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
from now on my penis is your penis
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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