She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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