She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
