I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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