? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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