What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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