I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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