Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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