I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
