i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm really busy with my period
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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