turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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