I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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