yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
jump out the window naked night went bad
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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