If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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