We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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