so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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