ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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