what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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