that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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