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(904): View more from Florida

So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5

(312): View more from Illinois

Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy

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(908): View more from New Jersey

The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest

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(856): View more from New Jersey

his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed

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(828): View more from North Carolina

We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem

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