yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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