come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Randomize
