i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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