Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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