Kiss
Puke
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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