About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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