Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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