Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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