just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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