im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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