New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Randomize
