i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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