Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
