He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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