The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
