it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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